Interviewer: Something you learned from last year you’ll never do again?
Poehler: Nothing! Well, maybe I won’t steal people’s wallets. That caused a bit of a problem last year.
IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL
last time i looked (yesterday btw) this thing had 9k notes wtf
bless you rachel
the fact that breast feeding in public is up for discussion
the fact that the sexualization of breasts has gotten to the point where it gets in the way of its sole fucking purpose
So long as you’re discreet about it.
I mean like, public urination ain’t cool.
i don’t know what they taught you in school son but we don’t piss out of our tits
So this happened
Who are you, random flight attendant, and how can I make you my best friend!?
I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THE CHAIR THING AND NOW IM FUCKING DEAD
Dude you’ve been missing out cause this moment is poetry in motion
mother fucker is the most graceful and smooth ass bitch you will ever see
“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer.” — Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine (via vivienwalcott)
Fuck you and your arms. x
- white people: this is SO spicy
- me: it's water