Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
tattoo blog here!
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza
When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…
AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
InterviewerMe: What are you waiting for ?
joshuamayes: #tbt When @harrystyles crashed my Aunties wedding in the Culloden Hotel Belfast.
Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly
"So many people put so much emphasis on what they do that they lose sight of who they are. They fight for something that is so meaningless and frivolous. My whole career could go poof tomorrow and you might never hear of me again."